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“I know that two and two make four - and should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure.”
― Lord George Gordon Byron

“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”
― Fran Lebowitz

“I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.”
― Michael Grant, Gone

“The difference between the poet and the mathematician is that the poet tries to get his head into the heavens while the mathematician tries to get the heavens into his head.”
― G.K. Chesterton