Lance Parker

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
― Oscar Wilde

“When truth is replaced by silence,the silence is a lie.”
― Yevgeny Yevtushenko

“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.”
― Chuck Klosterman