“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”
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“Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.”
― Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland
― Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland
“God's Final Message to His Creation:
'We apologize for the inconvenience.”
― So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
'We apologize for the inconvenience.”
― So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
“The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.”
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“The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.”
― Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland
― Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland
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