Heidi Bouris

“In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad
To suit his theories.

But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do,
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Complete Poems of Dorothy Parker

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
― Dorothy Parker

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”
― Dorothy Parker

“I hate writing, I love having written.”
― Dorothy Parker