Profit Arledge

“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

“An idea is something you have; an ideology is something that has you”
― Morris Berman

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Apparently the part of the brain that identified things as funny kept running as a background process even when its contributions were useless.”
― Neal Stephenson, Seveneves