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“California is a small woman saying, 'Fuck me.' New York is a large man saying, 'Fuck you!”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

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“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

tags: fellatio, humor, sex

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“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

tags: death, family, fun, hell, humor

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“If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

tags: humor, kids, parenting, role-models

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“The decay and disintegration of this culture is astonishingly amusing if you are emotionally detached from it. I have always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don't belong; it doesn't include me, and it never has. no matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

tags: culture

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