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“A brick could be used as a puzzle. See if you can correctly add up the number of sides. If you keep getting the number seven, try consulting a psychologist—or a numerologist. Incidentally, I just so happen to be the latter, so feel free to give me a call. But don’t feel too free, because my services are most certainly not free. ”
― Jarod Kintz, A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

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“A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunce to go stand in the corner, he won’t feel so stupid and will know where to go. ”
― Jarod Kintz, A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

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“A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate the masses, and ensure everlasting peace for all populations throughout time. Wait, I’m sorry, that’s not right. I was confusing a brick with a blanket. It’s a blanket that could be used for all those things.  ”
― Jarod Kintz, A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

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“A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist! ”
― Jarod Kintz, A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

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“A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what’s the big idea? A brick represents unity, a notion of hey, let’s build something together. Like a house, for example. And after you help me build my house, I’ll use a leftover brick and smash you over the skull so that not only will I not have to pay you for your labor, but I won’t have to pay the butcher for meat, because with your sturdy body, I’m sure I’ll have enough food to feed my family for a year.  ”
― Jarod Kintz, A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

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