Barbara

“Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.”
― Mike Royko

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
― Lily Tomlin