Becky Scheff

“But...that doesn't make any sense...!'
'It does if you're a goat.”
― Linda Medley, Castle Waiting, Vol. 2

“In the silence, I could hear the distinct sound of goats maa-ing in the barn. Lying there listening to them made me smile, too. I'd always loved goats - every one of them different from every other one, and all of them goofy and playful.”
― Steve Watkins, What Comes After

“I saw goats. A party can’t be all bad when you have goats,” Lucy said.”
― Mary Jane Hathaway, Persuasion, Captain Wentworth and Cracklin' Cornbread

“The beard doesn't turn a goat into a human.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov