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“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”
― Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

“Unhappy is he to whom the memories of childhood bring only fear and sadness.”
― H.P. Lovecraft

“The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock n' roll.”
― Shigeru Miyamoto