Andrew Messent

“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Time doth flit; oh shit.”
― Dorothy Parker

“If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.”
― Dorothy Parker, While Rome Burns