Evony Howe

“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
― Groucho Marx

“I've taken care of it," I said
My father looked at me, shocked.
Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work.
"No, no, I mean he's gone.”
― paraphrased by Alethia from a book by Son of the Mob

“If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.”
― Devon Sampson

“Thine face is not worth sunburning.”
― William Shakespeare, Henry V