Alexandria

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
― Mark Twain

“When I was a child, adults would tell me not to make things up, warning me of what would happen if I did. As far as I can tell so far, it seems to involve lots of foreign travel and not having to get up too early in the morning.”
― Neil Gaiman, Smoke and Mirrors: Short Fiction and Illusions

“It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”
― Terry Pratchett