Cecilia Ward

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”
― Voltaire

“Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Have Space Suit—Will Travel

“It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.”
― Nicholas Sparks, Message in a Bottle

“If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings