Mike Paul

“God, don't they teach you how to spell these days?"

"No," I answer. "They teach us to use spell-check.”
― Jodi Picoult

“A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.”
― Baltasar Gracián

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.”
― Mark Twain