Mike Paul

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing.”
― Mark Twain

“A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.”
― Baltasar Gracián

“Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.”
― Mark Twain