Joie Gandy

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits.
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― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

“Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz”
― Karen Quan, liQUID PROse QUOtes