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“I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz”
― Karen Quan, liQUID PROse QUOtes

tags: computer, drink, drinking, glasses, humor, laptop, surreal, time, vision, vodka, word-play

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“It is thanks to my evening reading alone that I am still more or less sane.”
― W.G. Sebald, Vertigo

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“Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

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“She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

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“Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

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