Chuck Johnson

“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”
― George Carlin

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Benjamin Franklin Wade

“Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.”
― Christopher Hitchens

“I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate.”
― George Carlin