Chuck Johnson

“I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate.”
― George Carlin

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
― Will Rogers

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Benjamin Franklin Wade

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”
― Frank Zappa