Beth Gowdy

“It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate.”
― Dave Barry

“What keeps you going isn't some fine destination but just the road you're on, and the fact that you know how to drive. You keep your eyes open, you see this damned-to-hell world you got born into, and you ask yourself, 'What life can I live that will let me breathe in & out and love somebody or something and not run off screaming into the woods?”
― Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
― Marthe Troly-Curtin, Phrynette Married

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?”
― Ernest Hemingway