Thor Benson

“Our country is always willing to lend a hand to the helpless, as long as they lend us a hand when we need to fill up our gas tanks.”
― Thor Benson

“Writers choose to drink because of their inability to cope with the daily hassles of being part of a society. Why shouldn’t they? Every day an intelligent human being is plagued with bills, horrifying news stories and general idiocy that slowly grinds away at their psyche, breaking off pieces of it that may never fit again.”
― Thor Benson

“We’re building our own fucking cubicles.”
― Thor Benson

“Marijuana should be legalized. All drugs should be legalized. I'm tired of all the best party people being caged.”
― Thor Benson