Olivia Asch

“But you’re a boy kandra.” “How do you know that?” OreSeur asked. “Gender is not easy to tell in my people, since our forms are fluid.” Vin looked at him, raising an eyebrow. “I can tell.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Well of Ascension

“The assassin wore only a Speedo and his lean body was slathered with sunscreen that made him smell like a baked coconut.”
― Lee Goldberg, True Fiction

“She was a middle-aged white woman with big cheeks—front and rear—”
― Lee Goldberg, True Fiction