“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.”
― Sleepeth Not, the Bastard
― Sleepeth Not, the Bastard
“I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman.
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― This Book Has No Title
― This Book Has No Title
“Instead of treating your child like how you were treated. Treat them with the same love and attention you wanted from your parents while growing up.”
― Neglected But Undefeated: The Life Of A Boy Who Never Knew A Mother's Love
― Neglected But Undefeated: The Life Of A Boy Who Never Knew A Mother's Love
“Love says hello, and hate says goodbye. Your mom also says hello.”
― My love can only occupy one person at a time
― My love can only occupy one person at a time
“I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those of an old man. Still, the taste of a nipple is genderless.”
― So many chairs, and no time to sit
― So many chairs, and no time to sit
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