Katie

“My face went slack. "Skunk Ape calls? You've got to be kidding. Grayson, the only thing you'd lure in with that screech is a hernia surgeon! Cut it out!”
― Margaret Lashley, Ape Shift

“A lizard was using one of the coffees as a heated swimming pool.
Correction. A lizard was using Grayson's coffee as a heated swimming pool.”
― Margaret Lashley, Oral Robbers

“I'm not kidding. People keep disappearing from here."
"New Port Richey? Of course they do, Bobbie. Anybody with brain cells and bus fare.”
― Margaret Lashley, Oral Robbers

“Earl, can it with the 'chief' talk," I said when Billiam was out of earshot. "I know you don't mean anything by it, but how'd you like it if he called you a 'hillbilly'?"
Earl pulled a jug of Mountain Dew from his backpack and spit out the straw in his mouth. "Now why would he do that, Cuz? You know I'm a flatlander.”
― Margaret Lashley, Ape Shift