Tyler

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Then fill the shelves with lots of books.”
― Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

“I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain

“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril