Tammy

“My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit”
― Kin Hubbard

“Thou shalt not be a victim, thou shalt not be a perpetrator, but, above all, thou shalt not be a bystander.”
― Yehuda Bauer

“I walked inside Macy’s and faced the pathetic spectacle of a department store full of shoppers, none of whom were shopping for themselves. Without the instant gratification of a self-aimed purchase, everyone walked around in the tactical stupor of the financially obligated.”
― Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares