“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.”
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“I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.”
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“My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.”
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“I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.”
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“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me”
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Kimberly’s 2025 Year in Books
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