Sean Bugi

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.”
― James Patterson, Max

“What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“I don’t chase after anyone, If you wanna walk out of my life, then I’ll hold the fucking door open for you.”
― Wiz Khalifa