Laura

“For Beatrice,
I cherished, you perished,
The world's been nightmarished.”
― Lemony Snicket, The End

“When things don't go right, go left”
― Lemony Snicket

“If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn’t care about dentists, for instance could say ‘Dentist, schmentists.”
― Lemony Snicket

“I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival