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“Look, we say stuff to women all the time. We say we’ll call them, then we don’t. We tell them they’re beautiful, then spend the evening looking at other women. We say we don’t love them when we do, and say we do when we don’t. Christ, if I was a woman, I wouldn’t listen to a goddamn thing any man ever said to me.”
― The Comeback Kiss
― The Comeback Kiss
“Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse?”
― Time Off for Good Behavior
― Time Off for Good Behavior
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