Mary-ann

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain

“Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.”
― Mark Twain

“Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.”
― Mark Twain