Jeff

“Do you want me to open the window?’

‘No … I still have your scent on my skin.’

‘And I have your taste in my mouth.”
― Debra Strattford, Worthless

“Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.”
― Jay McLean, More Than This

“I had a dream about you. It happened during the day. You used a pencil to erase the ink I wrote over the chalkboard since the professor told me 7 + 4 didn't equal 10. You were really cool about it; in fact, you handed me a bucket of ice. Apparently I needed to chill out.”
― Melody Sohayegh, Dreaming is for lovers

“Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies.”
― Roberto Hogue, Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed