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“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
― George Carlin

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“As my father always used to tell me, 'You see, son, there's always someone in the world worse off than you.' And I always used to think, 'So?”
― Bill Bryson, The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-Town America

tags: cynicism, humor

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“Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.”
― Dave Barry

tags: funny, humour, jokes

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“when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

tags: humor

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“Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: humor, risque

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Enything && Everything — 185 members — last activity Jan 10, 2017 09:47PM
i need more older people in here. so PLEASE join. Enything goes in here.

Boxall's 1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die — 21840 members — last activity 1 hour, 35 min ago
For those attempting the crazy feat of reading all 1001 books! For discerning bibliophiles and readers who enjoy unforgettable classic literature, 10 ...more