Ian Halliday

“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”
― Charles Schultz

“I don’t think it should be socially acceptable for people to say they are “bad with names.” No one is bad with names. That is not a real thing. Not knowing people’s names isn’t a neurological condition; it’s a choice. You choose not to make learning people’s names a priority. It’s like saying, “Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“تو رفته‌ای
و بحران نوشیدن چای
بی تو در این خانه
مهم‌ترین بحران خاورمیانه است و
این احمق‌ها
.هنوز سر نفت می‌جنگند”
― پوریا عالمی