Lisa

“Grandma has a .45 long barrel that she keeps hidden from my mother. She got it from her friend Elsie, who picked it up at a yard sale. Probably it was in Grandma's purse. Grandma says it gives the bag some heft, in case she has to beat off a mugger. This might be true, but I think mostly Grandma likes pretending she is Clint Eastwood.”
― Janet Evanovich, Hot Six

“I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Sometimes it’s hard to tell what’s love and what’s only indigestion,”
― Janet Evanovich, To the Nines

“It was mesmerizing,” Grandma said. “It was like staring into the eye of a cobra. I don’t care if I do anything else on the bucket list. This was awesome. It was like a biblical experience.”
― Janet Evanovich, Top Secret Twenty-one