Lisa

“Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.”
― Janet Evanovich, Hot Six

“We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.
- Joe Morelli ”
― Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

“Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula ”
― Janet Evanovich

“Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.”
― Janet Evanovich, Seven Up