“You expect heroes to survive terrible things. If you give them a medal, then you don't ever have to ask why the terrible thing happened in the first place. Or try to fix it.”
― A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking
― A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking
“There are exactly three numbers: 0, 1, and ∞. The use of anything else is a form of dandyism.”
― Science: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness
― Science: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness
“If you have ever prepared for a siege in two days, then you know what the next few days were like. If you haven’t, then you probably don’t. Well…a big formal wedding is about the same (and because we do cakes, I’ve been on the periphery of a few), except that if things go wrong in a siege you’ll all die horribly, and in formal weddings, the stakes are much higher.”
― A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking
― A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking
“She watched me search for seven minutes and forty seconds, then said, “Can I ask you a question?”
I never know how to answer this. Should I go with my first impulse, which is always “no” or just give in to the inevitable? I said, “Is it contract-relevant?”
Big, adolescent human sigh noise. “I just want to understand something.”
I gave in to the inevitable. “Yes.”
― Network Effect
I never know how to answer this. Should I go with my first impulse, which is always “no” or just give in to the inevitable? I said, “Is it contract-relevant?”
Big, adolescent human sigh noise. “I just want to understand something.”
I gave in to the inevitable. “Yes.”
― Network Effect
“Slow is smooth, smooth is fast. I do the job right, or I don't do it.”
― Sixteenth Watch
― Sixteenth Watch
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