“You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves start blushing and turning red.”
― I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
― I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
“I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs.”
― I Want
― I Want
“I wondered, for the first time in my life, if life was worth all the work it took to live. What exactly made it worth it?”
― Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
― Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
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