“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“Everybody sounds stoned, because they're e-mailing people the whole time they're talking to you.”
― A Visit from the Goon Squad
― A Visit from the Goon Squad
“I’m too quiet. But I’m really not quiet. I just tend to come across that way to new people because I don’t like to talk first.”
― Two-Way Street
― Two-Way Street
“I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs.”
― I Want
― I Want
“You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
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