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“I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs.”
― I Want
― I Want
“An asshole who sometimes pretends to be nice totally has the ability to suck you back in, making you think that you had him all wrong.”
― One Night That Changes Everything
― One Night That Changes Everything
“Everybody sounds stoned, because they're e-mailing people the whole time they're talking to you.”
― A Visit from the Goon Squad
― A Visit from the Goon Squad
“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves start blushing and turning red.”
― I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
― I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
Paulina’s 2025 Year in Books
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