Paulina

“So you don't really believe in love?" I whispered. How could this be? I was crushed. It was like finding out the truth about Santa Claus and the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny in one sitting.”
― Robin Palmer, Little Miss Red

“I’m too quiet. But I’m really not quiet. I just tend to come across that way to new people because I don’t like to talk first.”
― Lauren Barnholdt, Two-Way Street

“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves start blushing and turning red.”
― Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

“You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants