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Daniel Lambert

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Daniel’s Quotes

“The things you see when you’re not carrying a gun”
― Tyne O'Connell

tags: guns, humour

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“I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: fashion, humour

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“She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until I realised I was too old, too fat, too tall, too dull, too everything to ever find love.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: humour

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“My astrologer predicted a year of successful enterprise and good fortune. So what went wrong? Had there been some ghastly beaureaucratic astral mix up?”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: astral, astrology

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“Not only was Miss Cribbe bearded, and always trying to get chummy with us like we we're her real children or something, but she had a disgusting incontinent springer spaniel called Misty, who was constantly sneaking in to the dorms and weeing on our duvets”
― Tyne O'Connell, Pulling Princes

tags: boarding-school, boarding-schools

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