Tasha

“Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.”
― Diana Rowland, Touch of the Demon

“A gentleman would have announced himself!” I told him, pressing against the side of the tub.

“And a scoundrel would have joined you.”

-- Kit Marlowe to the witch Gillian (shortly before joining her in the tub!)”
― Karen Chance

“Lying on the metal table in front of me was a middle-aged man decked out in absolutely nothing at all. A dead man. Buck-ass naked with his little shriveled junk right there for everyone to see.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“his shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker's lips”
― Diana Rowland