Francis Mendes

“Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.
The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation.
"I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!”
― Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita

“You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The saddest thing about love, Joe, is that not only the love cannot last forever, but even the heartbreak is soon forgotten.”
― William Faulkner

“It's taken me years of practice to learn how to act natural.”
― Craig Clevenger, The Contortionist's Handbook