Supreet Sahu

“New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the equal protection clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are “same sex” marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.”
― Bill Maher, New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer

“Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”
― George Carlin

“Truth never damages a cause that is just.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.”
― Bill Maher