Yun Li

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.”
― Woody Allen, The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest