Dima Chebanenko

“Most people don't understand what humor is. They think it's something lighthearted and cheerful. Like 'good humor.' But it isn't. It's looking into the darkness and spitting at it with a joke. Humor is dark. Humor is that we're all going to die.”
― B.G. Harlen

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”
― Tim Vine

“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.”
― Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved

“Loop, you shot him in the head... Fuck yeah he dead.”
― Brian Azzarello, 100 Bullets, Vol. 3: Hang Up on the Hang Low