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“Women need food, water, and compliments
That's right.
And an occasional pair of shoes.”
― Chris Rock

“What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?”
― Charles M. Schulz

“She had destroyed whatever was between us by making a profound gaffe: She met me.”
― Steve Martin, The Pleasure of My Company

“Tell me,' asked Stas, 'what is a wicked deed?' 'If anyone takes away Kali's cow,' he answered after a brief reflection, 'that then is a wicked deed.' 'Excellent!' exclaimed Stas, 'and what is a good one?' This time the answer came without any reflection: 'If Kali takes away the cow of somebody else, that is a good deed.' Stas was too young to perceive that similar views of evil and good deeds were enunciated in Europe not only by politicians but by whole nations.”
― Henryk Sienkiewicz, In Desert and Wilderness