Aaron Wagner

“If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.”
― Lance Armstrong

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
― Terry Johnson, Insignificance

“Google' is not a synonym for 'research'.”
― Dan Brown, The Lost Symbol

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”
― Isaac Asimov, Foundation