Stephen Birks

“Once I put it down I couldn't pick it back up.”
― Groucho Marx

“We started out to see some of Paris on foot with him, stopping at the famous Café de la Paix, where you were supposed to see everyone you knew if you just sat there long enough. To sit at a sidewalk café having coffee or a drink – the sound and sight of France all around. The Champs-Elysées was incredible – the chestnut trees – how could one city attain such perfection? Who had dreamed it up? Who had made it all come true? I wanted to see every corner of it.”
― Lauren Bacall, By Myself and Then Some

“Always smile first thing in the morning.
Might as well get it over with.”
― W.C. Fields, The Day I Drank a Glass of Water

“Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.”
― Groucho Marx