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Robert A. Heinlein
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

Mark Twain
“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

Bill Watterson
“As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.”
― Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

Jarod Kintz
“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

George Carlin
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

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