Angie Wiseman

“I put the fun in funeral.”
― Gena Showalter, The Queen of Zombie Hearts

“Don't look so forlorn. You're making the right decision. Cole once ate a pound of rusty nails and claimed it tasted like unicorn tears mixed with fairy dust. True story. I was there."
Reeve nodded encouragingly. "I wasn't there, but I can believe it. I once saw him body slam a teacher for daring to ask him the meaning of X minus Y."
"He put the guy in the hospital for three months," Poppy said, tapping a fingernail against her chin. "Or was that a student he body slammed for daring to give an answer different than his?"
"Probably both. He's body slammed enough people to start a new country. And there could be a neighboring city for the people he's punched in the throat.”
― Gena Showalter

“Do you know the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

"Wrong. That's the definition of determination.”
― Gena Showalter, Through the Zombie Glass

“My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student”
― Gena Showalter, The Queen of Zombie Hearts