Michael Hendrickson

“But the framers were not visionaries. They knew that rules of government, however brilliantly calculated to cope with the imperfect nature of man, however carefully designed to avoid the pitfalls of power, would be no match for men who were determined to disregard them.”
― Barry M. Goldwater, Conscience of a Conservative

“I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight
A sly grin and a bowl full of stars”
― Tom Waits

“I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.”
― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible