Eileen

“I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”
― David Sedaris, Naked

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
― David Sedaris

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
― Bernard M. Baruch