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Eileen’s Quotes

“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...”
― David Sedaris

tags: profanity, shit, swearing, tofu

389 likes

“A good traveler leaves no tracks. Good speech lacks fault-finding.”
― Lao Tzu

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“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
― Bernard M. Baruch

tags: ataraxy, be-yourself, confidence, fitting-in, individuality, misattributed-dr-seuss, those-who-matter

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“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
― David Sedaris

tags: humor, perception, retardation

1415 likes

“I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”
― David Sedaris, Naked

tags: changing-others

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