Claudia

“The teachings of a religion should influence the personality and daily conduct of each believer. Thus, each person's conduct will normally be a reflection, to a greater or lesser degree, of that one's religious background. What effect does your religion have on you? Does your religion produce a kinder person? More generous, honest, humble, tolerant, and compassionate?”
― Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society, Mankind’s Search for God

“America has faced hardships in the past but we have always mounted a comeback! We defeated the Nazis, we defeated the Native Americans, we defeated the environment, we even defeated the Metric System! Kilos? Sorry, that's drug talk. This is America! Where we eat fruit by the foot, not muesli by the meter.”
― Stephen Colbert, America Again

“Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding.”
― Stephen Colbert quoted in the Washington Post 04 01 2014 .

“If you're saying farewell to your arms, what do you use to wave goodbye?”
― Stephen Colbert