Toni Thompson

“If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, My Point... And I Do Have One

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
― Mark Twain

“You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.”
― Abraham Lincoln

“There isn't a thought in my head I care to be alone with for more than five minutes.”
― Larry McMurtry, Texasville